Miss Iku A messenger of the Dragon Palace, presumably. She fantasizes about a week made entirely of Saturdays. Even In Your Sequel He's bigger and badder and in your face. And we knew he would have to be here: he was put here in advance. Mr. Ghos-two Tired of mere death, he opted for double-death. Some might thus say that he's re-dead, but let's not confuse matters that can already get confusing. Heavily Armed Murasa As a commander, she knows she needs to be on top of technology, but she finds such weighty arms a nuisance - never mind an extending one. Hip To Be Gramps He's hip to a T, and by golly, he'll ollie up the wallie even if it means his downfallie. He also no longer understands anything that comes out of his mouth. Poopachu #3 A highly-trained rodent that traveled alongside a ten-year-old boy for years until it got so sick of it that it ran off into the wild. And was then replaced. This happened at least three times. Sunflairy A fairy that yearned to harness the power of the sun, but was too chicken to trust her wings to carry her close enough, so she settled for a single sunflower of power instead. Meiling A guard acting as a maid is like a... fish being somewhere it doesn't belong? Is there some Chinese proverb about that? Preferably tell it to me while saving my progress. Nutritionaught You've got to eat your vegetables. Do you hear me? Or else you'll turn into one of these. Probably. I mean, you might get better. Remilia and Flandre A dynamic duo to be sure, but Flandre's presence deals a fatal blow to Remilia's charisma. She's just a little kid, after all, so Remilia doesn't appreciate her meddling, sister or no. Flankystein A festive hunk of junk Flandre brought in and deemed her maid. When asked to take down Christmas ornaments after New Years, she supplied it with bullets, and then there were none. Light Man The younger brother of Weight Man. He learned from his brother's mistakes and lightened up, making him more visually appealing to... er... somebody. Funky Fairy U-so, u-so-so. U-so, u-so-so. U-so, u-so-so. U-so, u-so-so. Reheated Pizzah This pizza's only gettin' warmed up, 'cause this crazy party's only gettin' started on gettin' crazy on gettin' started. Party. Natuve Faith It's developed incredible jumping ability thanks to its veritable mountain of faith in itself. Also because it's apparently a frog, I guess. Wildcat Unit News of the Wildcat's reloading revolution was televised, and now he's got imitators all over. To be honest, this one's pretty good. Turn X Are you a Gundam? Am I a Gundam? Is this a Gundam? What is a Gundam? What... what is a Gundam...? Yukari Yukari... Why...? ...does your age seem to vary so wildly? Well, I suppose trying to gap away the concept of aging might not always be entirely reliable. Zeta He was all set to wake up early and go sign up to be a real live Gundam, but he was just too zeta slow. He tells himself this is probably more fun, anyway. Pigmask A pig with any other mask would be just as clumsy. Lots of these guys gathering can cause a reference singularity; if you're caught in the radius, get thee to a punnery! Proto NK Cyborg Working through the night, a helpful benefactor fixed the broken cyborg and powered it up. But also powered it down. I guess. Chen Yakumo With the honorable Yakumo name very-recently bestowed upon her, things are looking up for a cheeenge. But with great honor comes great responsibility - she may be expected to start sprouting more tails. Ran Yakumo She's often asked what she could possibly need so many tails for, but she's fully aware of their many uses, such as drilling, goalie-ing, and - though she's capable of it otherwise - flying. Mima A very sound sleeper, but certainly no slouch. She has so many annoying fans clamoring for her return, it nearly makes her sick... le. RADMAN Finding he was always sweating too much to become "cool," he decided the only way to go was to train on the road of RAD. His first goal is to raise enough money to buy some shades. Gedder The kitchen knife [citation needed] isn't much bigger than usual or anything, but something about him just strikes us as being very Gedoh - perhaps the Geddest we've seen yet. Even In An Even In Your An Even In An Even In Your is defined as either 1) an FOE or 2) an FOE attached to an Even In An Even In Your. Byuuun The happiest three-eyed monster this side of the Palace of Earth Spirits. Loves to run around with his arms extend... ed...? Okay, who wrote this. Elly Mugenkan's gatekeeper. Has a scythe. Throws floor tiles. Wants everything to turn to black. Can I go home now? Yuka She may be slower than watching grass grow, but she can really mow the lawn. Mary Poppins's umbrella couldn't double as an extremely sharp blade, now could it? Devil Detail A devil that got put on detail on extremely short notice. That's right, she's not even supposed to be here today. How does that make you feel. Amakai Walker Always goes rolling around the bars at night looking for a date, but it never goes well. Mostly that's owed to the fact Makai doesn't have any bars, but even so, you get the idea. Mr. Air-Stare Being pushed around by all manner of FOEs has driven him batty. His mother seemingly never hold him about the whole "don't give deathly evil glares or you'll get stuck that way" thing. Koagoyle It's a sad state of affairs for guys like him. They had it easy being staples of fantasy stories, but these days they have to work desk jobs. Take off that tie, you are a dragon, it doesn't even fit. Shinki & Alice An abomination of fusion unparalleled in its sheer instillment of terror, at least if you exclude the nuclear variety of fusion. ...Nah, just kidding, this is completely adorable. Smooth Shambler Ever since they got obsessed with dancing, their life has been in shambles. But look, at least they really seem to be enjoying themselves. Final-E In the finale of the Final-E, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is come back upon! ...And by that we mean he explodes upon death and it's really annoying. Starman Green You're expecting me to say he's envious of the other Starmen, aren't you? Well, you'd be wrong. No, he's very successful and popular. ...And yet it seems he's always second banana to Starman Red, even though he isn't IN this game! Blue Starman He's blue, da ba dee da ba di. ...Yeah, that's about all I've got. He's also remarkably boring. Starman Purple The result of a tragic incident that fused together Starman Indigo and Starman Violet. And yet no one even seems to have noticed. Ance-Starman He's older than the stars, and he's his own grandpa. Wait, hold on. That doesn't imply age at all. That's just baffling is what that is. Nicopedia An encyclopedia that always recites its entries with glee and a doofy face. It can be wrong, but at least it's not actively trying to be, and it hopes it can still make you laugh. Raiden A wannabe soldier who has idolized the sneaky Snake?! ever since he saw him skillfully navigating the swamps of Muenzuka one rainy night. Yes, he was the lightning in that rain. New-New Nu and improved. Still needs help scratching his back, though. Bio-Byu Eye... have... byu. Smilin'ball A pretty ultra ball that can't stop smiling. No, really, he can't stop, man, these balls are on FIRE. Mecha-Yagokoro-Or-No We're pretty sure this guy isn't actually a certified doctor, nor is the robot he's based upon, nor is the strange creature which the robot is based upon. Unheeded Sign This sign is bad news. Stay away if you ever see it coming. If it were a spellcard, it'd be Bad Sign "Bad Sign Sign." Red Shoulder Custom Though bulky, she's a sharp cookie who's always on edge. Needles to say, she's not very knife, and will horn in on her foe with a piercing gaze. WAIT ARE HER HANDS MADE OF SWORDS?! Warfare Extraordinaire He is the very model of a modern Pigmask battling pro / He's got a lot of lines to spout, appropriate for any foe / On Pizzahead or NKC, in towers, anywhere he go / He's still no good at singing. Blademask He bought this katana on eBay and usually it just hangs up on the wall but today they made him take it into battle and he hopes it doesn't break and oh geez oh man. Hoemask A simple farmer Pigmask. He's still kind of getting used to the idea of dressing up like a pig. Rodmask A Pigmask who can use magic. It's questionable if this was a result of magic stones, or some form of pact, or contact with a giant space alien, or etcetera... but he can, okay? Axemask Let me axe you a question: would you accept a second entry full of sharp-thing-oriented puns? No? Well geez, it's a Pigmask with an axe, what else am I supposed to say? Arobiro A creature from a planet populated by biro lifeforms. We're not entirely sure if this thing is actually a biro lifeform, however. It's just weird. P-M We finally figured it out. It does indeed stand for Peace Machine. But now we're investigating if he has any connection to Love Machine. Oh, the mysteries never end. Reimu ...This... isn't right... Byakuren A well-meaning monk, though at the moment seeming not to mean particularly well. I mean, she's just not meant to be mean, if you know what I mean. ...So what does that mean? Jeff Having not been a hero in quite some time, he seems a bit overeager to fight. But hey, what's the point in making fancy weapons if you can't show them off to anybody? IS THAT OCTOOO? HAD MANKIND NOT INVENTED THE DECIMAL SYSTEM, OCTAL WOULD HAVE OBVIOUSLY REIGNED SUPREME. THAT IS INDEED A REGISTERED FACT. Power D. Man Jealous of his brother C. Man for his sailing prowess, he made a pact with the mysterious G. Man and was granted the Prefix of Power. But he's waiting for a good time to use it. Stickid He's persistent if nothing else. And by that I mean he's persistent and nothing else. Spiderman!!!!!! "Eeeek, a spider! Somebody save me!" "Not to worry! Spider-Man is on the scene!" "EEEEEEEEEEK!!" Unfounded Cirno She once lost, but now is unfounded. If that doesn't make sense to you, too bad, because it does to her. Still working on accumulating amazing graze, though. Wriggle-Foot She puts her right foot in, she takes her right foot out, she puts her right foot in, and then she kicks you in the face. That's what she's all about. Tweety-Misty She likes to singa, about the tsuki and the rokugatsu and the haru. Also, still a bit peeved about her wrecked bike. Positiveman While very positive himself, he's very bad at cheering others up. In fact, seeing him so happy often makes depressed people moreso. Welp, more positivity for him! Hero's Fist What hero this fist comes from is a mystery, but I think we can at least assume that their right hand does indeed come off. Bottle Walket It's a rocket on wheels! Or, uh, on legs, actually Hanging Konnyaku Leaves a bad taste in your mouth, and everywhere else. F--, would not recommend this food. Li'l Nue For having the power to conceal her true form, she pretty much never uses it on herself at all. I mean, I'm just saying. Try something new, eh? Here I Am There he is; rock him like a hurricane. I mean, I guess the opposite could happen, but the chances of that are even smaller than he is. Or she? We can't really hear anything they say, so we're not sure. Yukkureed Leisurely grown over a long period, though this also led to the three heads growing to despise each other, so they're barely better than one, if that. In conclusion, just go with one and paint it red. Huzzah!! OH YEAH! I almost forgot about this guy. So he's back, huh? You don't say. Hell's Pizzah The demons of hell, angered that demon hunters not only handily disposed of their legions but enjoyed pizza as they did so, were forced to take desperate measures. Reisen It appears she's been remodeled to... not be remodeled anymore. You never quite know what stuff you snuck in and just forgot about, though. And where is Eirin going to put her roll cakes now? Contract, NOW! He always dreamt of being a quarterback, but one day he decided that he'd rather be a cheerleader. To harvest grief and stave off the heat death of the universe, of course. Pigmaverick A pig that can't fly, so... he's just a pig. He's a maverick in other ways, though. For example, he's considering changing his name to Pork Dinorex. Wildcat Chief He was once a lowly Wildcat Unit, but then he found the Philosopher's Stone and used it to evolve his revolutionary reload. Sadly, he had to forget his You're Pretty Good move. The Devil's Machine The embodiment of evil has long left this thing, but it's apparently still kicking? I mean, what... look, I'm not even going to bother asking at this point. Reimu and Marisa No one STOPS!! It's way too late to STOP!! No one... STOOOOOPS!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Tenshi's Nightmare I art thou, and thou art I. But which one's the real me? And don't say there's no real me, because that has a history of leading to bad things. Daitany Dai, what big claws you have! All the better to spew danmaku with, my dear. ...Er, is that how it works? Eyelien That's no fairy, that's a space alien! And in space, no one can hear you pchuuun. New Galleon New Galleon, same as the old Galleon. Unfounded Meiling and Gatekeeping Patchouli I have to say, they're doing pretty well in their respective jobs of getting revenge and gatekeeping. Oh, er... not that they're successful in them. But they're doing good jobs regardless. Meduseasy Head Take it petrifiiiiied! Incidentally, the snakes are taking it significantly less easy than the yukkuri itself would like. Uboa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hey Poniko I think I broke your lightswitch. Souldier Corps They were such good war buddies in life, they all died at exactly the same time. Which certainly didn't help them to victory, but hey, whatever. Candoll Master He would be a puppet master, but when he tried attaching strings to a Candoll, the strings just caught on fire. So he has no choice but to be their master in the boring way, sadly. Zombifairy This is exactly what happens when Orin starts to slack off and fairy corpses don't get picked up. And believe me, there are LOTS of fairy corpses in Gensokyo. Hikikomonster Nope. Can't. ReDEATH Didn't I make a joke earlier about Redeads? Well tough luck, you're getting it again. And you know what else you're getting again? DEATH. The boss, I mean. Remilia, Sakuya, and Flandre Didn't we see this before? Well, I guess they have their time-stopping maid helping now. Too bad their coordination is too terrible to take much advantage of that. No-Nonsense Elly Elly means business. And that business is gatekeeping. And even if there isn't an actual gate here, this is one gate that's totally getting keeped. And... wait, it's over already? Ghosty Finale He was saving the best for last, but... that's not saying much at all. I sure ain't afraid of no him. Fey Deity In feymen's terms, she's a god among fairies. All the others eat her dust! But she knows better than to think she compares with any real gods. Real gods are scary. Cerebrum Duodecim These brainy fellows continue to baffle science. A specimen of this variety was supposedly once sighted wearing a drill on its head, as if to say "Only I have the brains to wear drill hats!" Lucifer Lotus A lotus flower that had to move out of hell after it froze over. Apparently it likes to tunnel through the ground and stick out its noodly eye appendages, which is downright silly. Dark Mirror It used to be a mirror that showed the truth, but it's been going through some kind of gothic phase. I mean that both architecturally and otherwise. Yuka, Mugetsu, and Gengetsu One of them can't pass up a chance to have a good old-fashioned brawl, and the other two are just along for the ride. Because who doesn't bring friends along into fights to the death? Fish Out of Water This fish had a wish that it wouldn't be a dish, and while it came true, it was the foolhardy idea of going up against Touhou characters that made him go squish. Candy Barbot After realizing the inefficiency of storing sweets INSIDE robots, scientists took the next logical step. Well, maybe not "logical," but it's certainly a more delicious step. Antiquated Armor Pfft, that armor is sooo out of style. We in the future wear high-tech cyberspace cyberarmor to assist us on our cybertubular mainframe-hacking cybermissions. Hack the planet. Shanghai Supreme The creme de la... doll. A more supreme Shanghai you will not find. It got SS ranks in all its classes. Full-Power Lady Shinki She was arbitrarily limiting herself before, but now she means business! However, Alice is no longer on her back (since that would be dangerous!), so she's not much tougher overall. Marisa and Alice Marisa's going nuts! Marisa put all her PP into her attack power! Marisa's offense... still isn't very good! Ghost of Antoid Tired of getting his revenge on the player by putting ants in their path, he finally decided to make things more personal. Big-Sis Boozebear I've heard of boozehounds, but this is something else entirely. Her sake not even drop, even when she's at her most grizzly. Lil-Sis Boozebear Given her infinite gourd, she has no problem with hiberating in the winter. But even when she turns into mist, the sheer stench of alcohol can be just too much to bear. Lamprey Squeel What do you want me to say? It's a lamprey eel. The Japanese name was just "lamprey eel" with a vowel extended. THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH I CAN DO. SIN JASHIN The final showdown with Jashin! I say let's get this show on the road! Koishi and Satori With so many eyes on them, they couldn't get away with not having one last stand. Satori was feeling a bit shy, though, so Koishi got top billing instead. Evil Eye Sigma Did you know the eye creature Sigma had a brother? His name was Sgma, and he lacked the evil i... Yuugen-Magan Eyes have terrible communication skills. Eye wouldn't expect much from them. Kikuri She's just a big ball of joy. Elis Wanna know why they call her Vamp? ...Because she's a vampire, probably. Lady Konngara Konngaratulations, you made it to the last fight! Wait, should this one have been more serious? Welp, too late. Mima, Yuka, and Marisa Would you look at that! The gang's all back together to...! ...Oh. Ohhh. Last Gedoh It's your last chance to find out what this guy's deal is. ...Nope, too late. Running Train The trains run on time, and that time is fast! Oh, and I guess you better go catch it. Cuddle Bomb He really just wants cuddles, honest. The explosive thing is an unfortunate circumstance. Fairy-Taled All those "fairy tales" you hear about? Most of them were probably written about her. Even the ones that have seemingly nothing to do with fairies. Youmu This gardener feels the urge to protect her master whether she's told to or not. That is to say, she's got a guard in 'er. Yuyuko Saigyouji Now you step in abyss of me, like fall into the sky. Please tear my darkness and drive me to your soul. Never Wanna Encounter We all know, of course, that we should never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever encounter this enemy. NEVER. Ghost of Strongmole This mole was the third to die. Of course, he is still the third-strongest of them all, and has dedicated his afterlife to keeping it that way. Insincinerator He just goes around setting fire to whatever he can get his hands on and then apologizing. I don't think he means it. G-E Pigmasks in a mob. What's a mob to a shrine maiden? What's a shrine maiden to a god? What's a god to a God Emperor? a He tried so hard, and came so far, but in the end, a didn't really matter. Or maybe he did, and we just never even knew it. a, true patriot. Sariel But how does she know what angel to use... Anguish It hurts... Reimu No one wanted it to be like this... Ness What I want to give you... is THIS! Lady Any objection? Too bad. Piglet Saving the little guys for last. Pigmask Fireman He didn't start the fire; it was always burning since - Pigniter Oh, wait. Maybe he started it. Oh-Mook The star of the hit sitcom. Crystal Boynk Hates cobras. Juana She was the ultimate foe. Dragon He was nowhere, man. Evil Mani Mani The Mani Mani statue was actually a device that created illusions. Kraken It was the one true guardian of the Gutsy Bat. Master Belch Before there was Barf, there was Belch. General Pigmask He was the very model of a modern Pigmask general. Barrier Trio They were spectacular. Proto Chimera The boy named Lucas just wanted to use the bathroom. Porky Spankety spankety spankety!