I got a Dark Lord job after graduation,
and I awaited the hero's challenge
To avenge justice is his very life,
and yet he won't come fight me...
▶ The Dark Lord's Like a Fawning Girl
▶ Manbo-Dead-Behind-the-House-P
▶ Lyrics: You Takahashi
▶ Art: Tsukasa Ryuuguu
▶ Vocals: VY2
▶ Designs: Dark Lord Gluteus & 66 (Roro)
I made repairs to my Gungnir,
which I've been using since high school
And to allow for easy access,
I rented an office in Shinjuku!
The stage for our battle is perfectly set,
and there's even a Washlet in the toilet
The office has smoking and non-smoking...
We can have a perfect battle anytime!
So then why won't you come over?!
Don't sit there lazily writing magazine columns!
I see you're really into gardening right now!
What, are you growing basil on your veranda?!
Ooh, I'm mad! I'll text him!
"IF YOU DON'T COME I'LL COME KILL YOU MYSELF!"
, I sent
And despite not coming to the office,
the reply came surprisingly quick
"You're not such a big baddie, dude;
just what was that I saw on TV yesterday?
"Self-important guy slaps store clerk in face"?
Politicians are more dangerous than you!"
Well, like, just looking at that old guy pissed me off!
And they shouldn't say such mean things on TV!
What if my grandpa from Aomori was watching?
Do you know the horror of being on national TV?!
Of course, I started to get really lonely...
This is really afflicting my identity...
It's time to consult the flowers!
He'll come, he won't come...
He'll come!
HE'S HERE!
"I was out buying a humidifier, so I dropped in;
While I'm here, how about we go for a little drinking?"
Would you stop trampling on Dark Lords' feelings?!
I-It's not like I want you to be nice to me, geez!
But... sure, I'll go...
▶ The Dark Lord's Like a Fawning Girl
▶ Manbo-Dead-Behind-the-House-P
▶ Lyrics: You Takahashi
▶ Art: Tsukasa Ryuuguu
▶ Vocals: VY2
▶ Designs: Dark Lord Gluteus & 66 (Roro)