Pipes mixed with scrap, rusted wheels,
crazy in its own ways, a picturesque town
Injection needles stuck into a yellow dartboard,
and a sewn hand on home base
If you find yourself troubled, call for them, on the field enclosed by electric towers
A black-and-white hero of unclear morals, a metal bat in their left hand
The dog-radio spits out only noise A flickering neon bunny girl
The rate is a seed of opium Deeper in, they're gulping it down
"One, please, I'm begging you," and they present a dried-up apple,
Grumbling in an uncaring voice; now, there's nowhere to run!
PA-PA-PA-LAH, PA-PA-PA-LA-PAH
Wild eyes smoking steam
PA-PA-PA-LAH, PA-PA-PA-LA-PAH
Here they come, our pinch hitter
PA-PA-PA-LAH, PA-PA-PA-LA-PAH
No mistaking it, that's the Panda Hero
PA-PA-PA-LAH, PA-PA-PA-LA-PAH
So long to yesteryear's killer liner!
Speaking only of cannibalism,
playing with singing androids
Of course we despise them, our hero, but of course we hope for them - come, hero!
Speaking only of cannibalism,
playing with singing androids
Of course we despise them, our hero, but of course we hope for them - come, hero!
PA-PA-PA-LAH, PA-PA-PA-LA-PAH
Aim going dizzy between third and shortstop
PA-PA-PA-LAH, PA-PA-PA-LA-PAH
Here they come, our pinch runner
PA-PA-PA-LAH, PA-PA-PA-LA-PAH
In short, we're behind two points
PA-PA-PA-LAH, PA-PA-PA-LA-PAH
And we're left feeling this won't go well...
A cat donning a bucket wails,
another, yes, another has vanished
By now, there's nothing to be done about this game
Now, there's nowhere to run!
PA-PA-PA-LAH, PA-PA-PA-LA-PAH
A peddling girl with abusive eyes
PA-PA-PA-LAH,
PA-PA-PA-LA-PAH
Buzzers, people scrambling, warning lights
PA-PA-PA-LAH PA-PA-PA-LA-PAH
No mistaking it, that's the Panda Hero
PA-PA-PA-LAH, PA-PA-PA-LA-PAH!
So long to yesteryear's killer liner!
Destroy!
Spin!
CRT!
So long to yesteryear's killer liner!