We promise to you days of sweetness,
and a life that floats to the top with joy...
Among all these tenants
bursting with happiness...
There's just one of them
who isn't quite happy!
See if
you can guess which!
In Room 101 is Uchiyama,
who's threatened advised by kind men
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And out on the veranda,
he grows his (currently-still-)legal mushrooms
In Room 102 is Kitasato,
who has no tricks, slights of hand, or future
He disappeared his savings with magic,
but doesn't know how to get them back
In Room 103 is Ms. Morikawa,
and she likes a violent, jobless man,
a royal straight sleazebag;
it's a first love without much juice
In Room 104 is Ms. Iijima,
who's very popular among primates,
but she's allergic to mammals,
so she foams at the moath when approached
We promise to you days of sweetness,
and a life that floats to the top with joy
Let's spend our time together as good friends
This is where people are made happy!
In Room 201 is Nakamoto,
a very well-behaved young man
But his common sense must be glitchy,
because he works as an ivory smuggler
In Room 202 is Murakami,
an expert in masochism
When he gets Xes put on his family census,
that's when he's most invigorated
In Room 203 is Ms. Takehara,
who keeps an adorable Shiba Inu
And she so enjoys fawning over him,
she's lost her job, all trust, and her liver
In Room 204 is Ms. Takakura,
who's been waiting for a friend to come over
and some sushi she ordered for them
for about 30 years now
We promise to you days of sweetness,
and a life that floats to the top with joy
Let's all work together with our best buds
This is where smiles are put on people!
Hm? You say
none of them seem happy?
That may have been
at the time, however...
Just a while ago,
something fantastic happened!
And everyone became
happy, just like that!
Uchiyama's mushrooms suddenly propogated,
and all the residents were unintentionally affected
Their judgement and memory went bonkers,
so everyone got their rooms mixed up!
Uchiyama's room has Nakamoto with his flimsy ethics,
enticed by the shrooms more profitable than ivory!
Nakamoto's room has Ms. Morikawa, lukewarm first-lover,
now loving the honest-ish youth! They're getting along!
In Ms. Morikawa's room is ultimate masochist Murakami,
who's being treated well by the sleazebag still there!
In Murakami's room is time-whiling Ms. Takakura,
who's at last awakened to the joy of being left be!
In Ms. Takakura's room is primate fave Ms. Iijima,
who, living secluded and alone, will foam no more!
In Ms. Iijima's room is Shiba-Inu-adoring Ms. Takehara,
who picked up some allergies and parted from her pet!
In Ms. Takehara's room is dismal magician Kitasato,
who now has little left to eat but dog hair!
And so everyone but Kitasato became happy!
So now, let these joyful days go on!
Because of Uchiyama's mistake,
he's been sent on a vacation abroad...
So Room 101 is open!
We're calling for tenants!
Oh, what wonderful apartments!
"Sweet Float Flats"
Music/Lyrics Manbo-Dead-Behind-the-House-P
Illustration: Manbo's Sister
Diva: Gumi (Vocaloid 3 Sweet)