Lookin' to be on top o' the octopus world,
'cept I'm washed up at the coliseum...
Dealin' with debt every day,
gonna be a receptionist for life, awww...
Nah, never gonna let this be the end!
Let's give it up!
Octo-octo-octo, that's Ultros!! Got a purple body, Ultros!!
Kinda pervy for an octopus!! All eight-tentacled, Ultros!!
...Oh yeah, that's 100% octopus!!
Octo-octo-octo, that's Ultros!! Loves to tease - don't tease him, Ultros!!
One day, he'll be one sexy octopus!! Get your wheat, rice, and Ultros!!
Fungaaah!! Punishing time! CHUPOOON!!
Slippery, slimy, purple body Smirky, grinny, rolly-eyed Ulty
Crunchy, chompy rows of teeth And a sweet public speaker to boot!!
And yet he's not popular one bit, that ol' Ultros...
My love's a fire, always always HOT!! My face's all flushed, don'tcha boil me!
With my eight-tentacled technique, I'll send ya squiddin' to heaven!
Man, my jokes're stinkin'! Makin' one biiig mistake after another!
Octo-octo-octo, that's Ultros!! Not the dog from Greece, that's Orthros!!
Truth is, he's a lonely octopus! Long live the ink, Ultros!!
Uncle Ulty! Over here! I love yooou!
Gettin' cocky, payin', workin', and drownin' in debt!
And ain't no way I can run from that!
Octo-octo-octo, that's Ultros!! Got a purple body, Ultros!!
Kinda pervy for an octopus!! All eight-tentacled, Ultros!!
...Baby, I'm nothin' but octopus!!
Octo-octo-octo, that's Ultros!! Loves to tease - don't tease him, Ultros!!
One day, he'll be one sexy octopus!! Get your wheat, rice, and Ultros!!
Uncle Ulty's cool guy number one!
Cool dude, cool 'pus, Ultros!
What'd'ya wanna be? Number one!
The kids love him, Ultros!
Even an-an voted me number one!!
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Octo-octo-octo, that's Ultros!! Youch, octopus soup! Ultros!!
Don't say squid, it's octopus!! The thick-headed teacher, Ultros!!
Octo-octo-octo, that's Ultros!! Not the dog from Greece, that's Orthros!!
Truth is, he's a lonely octopus! Long live the ink, Ultros!!
There ya go! Welp, octo-sorry!