One day, a fierce wind blew,
a spring storm that sent sand flying
And two men, inspired by this wind,
came up with an idea...
"When the Wind Blows, Mankind is Doomed"
This is the story of a war between two organizations!
The boss of the Scientists of Villainy
was Akuzu, so rotten he would let loose people's dogs
With his abundant knowledge and creativity,
he invented a machine to ruin birthday parties!
Unsatisfied with burning charcoal,
Mori dared to burn down towers and temples
She used the machine that ruined birthdays
and invented yakitori that soured hearts!
Ever since he found himself time-warped,
Ono no Imoto was laughed at, asked "Are you a man?"
He used the yakitori that soured hearts
and invented sheep that pull open zippers!
Sheep, goats, camels,
happily-playing brats, Tohne hunted the fur from them all
She used the sheep that pull open zippers
and invented a string that makes sounds unpleasant!
Though he wanted to play in a band,
Kaga couldn't even remember the order of "do re mi fa so si la"
He used the string that makes sounds unpleasant
and invented a guitar that sounds like noisy munching!
Akuzu grinned as he looked upon the research of his subordinates;
he used the guitar that sounds like noisy munching
and invented a song to make people dumb as a 5-year-old parrot!
Can you believe it? That with just a single breeze,
the world could be brought to ruin?
Akuzu's organization came up with a plot
to play their song to all of mankind!
But time flows like a river, and by that same wind...
The boss of the Scientists of Justice
was Masaki, statistically kinder than the Buddha
With his abundant knowledge and creativity,
he invented a machine to aid in birthday parties!
To the cause of safe, delicious chicken,
Shoji dedicated her life and her husband
She used the machine to aid in birthday parties
and invented yakitori that understood people's pain!
That time he made carbonara with yogurt,
Yabe had tasted a regret most foul
He used the yakitori that understood people's pain
and invented sheep with tasty milk (compared to a gastroscopy)!
A lover of fashion and animals,
Hata played with her hair and with alligators
She used the sheep with tasty milk (compared to a gastroscopy)
and invented a thread that melts by perfume or temperature!
Puzzled by their popularity in his school days,
Haba still wouldn't forgive those "kinda bad guys"
He used the thread that melts by perfume or temperature
and invented a heart-soothing guitar that even termites love!
Masaki smiled looking upon the research of his colleagues;
he used the heart-soothing guitar that even termites love
and invented a song to make people pure, kind, and noble!
Can you believe it? That with just a single breeze,
the world could be saved?
Akuzu was reformed, and together they made a plan
to play their song to all of mankind!
...With Masaki the victor,
mankind thought they had evaded a crisis...
But the war was not over yet!
They have family meetings now,
and last week, they went to the beach,
but Akuzu was only pretending to listen;
he was still rotten to the core...
He secretly swapped the CDs,
and as the plan's countdown began,
he informed Masaki:
"Looks like I've tricked you!"
"No need to tell me. I knew."
"I only ever pretended to be good to get funding!
No one so much as noticed, but our organization
never made a single decent thing!
We just took everything!
I'LL be the one to destroy the world, fool!!"
The melody of destruction played,
and all because the wind blew...
"When the Wind Blows, Mankind is Doomed"
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Lyrics/Song: You Takahashi Art: Tsukasa Ryuuguu